11.02.2008

Marriage Lesson #67

Never tell your wife that she snores, even if she does.

It will never turn out good for you.

Your wife is perfectly perfect, the sleeping beauty of the planet and there is no possible way that she could do something as absolutely hideous as making atrocious noises while sleeping.

No. Possible. Way.

So don't say anything. Lesson learned.

(PS, if you can't tell, T learned this lesson the hard way last night.)

1 comments:

Erin said...

HAHA! Last night, Derrick said, "Oh yeah, this is about the time in your last pregnancy that you kept forgetting things." And after a deadly glare from me.. "Yeah, and it's about the time I learned not to say things like that to you."

:) Maybe one day they will learn??