A BEDTIME STORY

Once upon a time...

Little Red Riding Hood was riding her bicycle home from school one day, when something very horrible happened. She was almost home when a poor little old lady with a bright orange vest and a big red stop sign was trying to put out her big cone in the middle of the road, so the little innocent children wouldn't be hurt on their way home to their mommies and daddies.

All of a sudden, a big red truck with other wee little children, called college (stupid) freshmen, came roaring across the big road, and almost hit the poor little old lady with the bright orange vest and big red stop sign!

Needless to say, the poor little old lady was very frightened, and the college (stupid) freshmen in the big red truck hardly even noticed. Poor, poor little old lady.

Then, almost as suddenly, the college (stupid) freshmen turned again into another parking lot, roaring through the parking lot entrance that Little Red Riding Hood was riding her bicycle through!

"Oh, no!" said Little Red Riding Hood, as she slammed on her brakes, making them squeak quite a bit. But being the good little girl that she is, of course Little Red Riding Hood didn't make any explicative remarks to the college (stupid) freshmen, and their silly, silly behavior. Oh, no, she didn't. Because good little girls never say mean things to college (stupid) freshmen who try to kill her as she rides her environmental form of transportation home from school.

When Little Red Riding Hood got home, she told her very dear friend T about her adventure with the college (stupid) freshmen, and he laughed and laughed and laughed. And they both shared an explicative moment about college (stupid) freshmen.

The End.