(I'm totally ignoring the fact that I haven't written in weeks, and bring you instead a snippet of humor from the Land of Husbands. Enjoy.)
We were laying in bed when I reached over and tickled Hubs.
He started yelling "Help! Assault and battery with a deadly weapon!!!"
I stopped and looked him in the face, and sputtered through my giggles, "What??"
"A deadly weapon! You know, feminine wiles!"
Blank stare from the wife half of the bed.
"Feminine wiles: the ability to suck the life from a man through torture and inhumane means!"